Gardner's Guide to Groningen

I realize that many of our most memorable experiences traveling around the Netherlands and Europe have not made it into my posts because they are, individually, not that interesting. Take, for instance, the one night and subsequent morning we spent in the northern Dutch town of Groningen during our Friesland adventures: nothing singular happened that merits writing home about, yet we liked the town very much and have great memories of exploring its compact center.  To illustrate our more typical travels, then, I've compiled a map of our several little discoveries that, taken together, made our brief time in Groningen so memorable: 


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To the North, Part II

Other than seeing the Wadden Sea, the primary mission of my self-directed northern adventure was to visit the rest of the Netherlands' World Heritage sites.  All five (including the Wadden Sea) are variations on the same theme: how the Dutch fought the Sea.  The five sites were, collectively, rather anti-climatic.  (Spoiler alert: the Dutch won.)

But in the right order, they do tell the arch of the defining Dutch story.  It goes something like this:

In the beginning, there was land, and there was Sea.  And then the Sea breached the land, and the land was flooded.  This was understandably frustrating to the people who thought they lived there.  (The Wadden Sea will remain permanently stuck in this stage of the story, now that it is protected as a World Heritage site.  But no one really wants to live that far north anyway.)

At first the people tried to fight the Sea by building their houses and churches on terps (mounds of earth) and constructing sea walls and sand bars.   This was not very successful. Eventually the ingenuous Dutch realized they could use windmills to pump water up and out of low-lying land.

Thus the polders were born: land drained and kept dry by orderly systems of dikes and windmills.  The very first, Beemster Polder, was drained in 1612 (!!!), and was designated a World Heritage site a mere 387 years later.  But it is a particularly difficult site to visit because - other than the pretty lines of trees and tidy grid of roads and canals - there's not really any there there.  It's like the Greenwich, CT of Amsterdam.  (This stage in the battle between the Dutch and the Sea is much better represented by Kinderdijk.)

Although great for postcards and Dutch branding, the windmills alone were not enough. Terrible floods racked the lower Delta region of the country, while the large bay of the Zuiderzee (the "Southern Sea" that in fact lay north of Amsterdam) stubbornly ate away at the interior of the country.  In the mid-1800s, the government forced the evacuation of one large island in the Zuiderzee, Schokland, having grown tired of funding the fight for such a lost cause.

Biking along the Edge of the World

Sometimes you need to go someplace just because it's there - because that black hole sitting on the edge of your mental geography goads you and it's within your power to extend the boundaries of your known universe by some small increments.  At least, that's how I felt as a fat ten-year-old trying to bike up unexplored blocks in the 'hood that were inconveniently pitched at 45-degree inclines.

That's also how I felt about the north of the Netherlands - the upper half of the country above Amsterdam which no one else seems curious about. But it's there.

It's also different.  Friesland, the northwestern province of the country, has its own language that is entirely distinct from Dutch. Indeed, Dutch was not the official language of the Netherlands until 1993.  (They might as well have skipped over Dutch entirely and gone straight to English, but that's a different essay.)  In between Amsterdam and Friesland are vast tracts of land - entire provinces - that were under water 100 years ago.  And to accentuate the far distance you can travel in an hour's drive north of Amsterdam, Frisia is replete with funny looking little ponies, so miniature that they turned a grown man (Jeff) into a cooing eight-year-old girl.

Cooooo.

It's good to remind yourself of the power you wield over your own life as a fully independent adult. I wield this power sometimes when I skip the oatmeal Jeff dutifully makes for me in the morning in lieu of a pain au chocolat at my office canteen.  Or when I start watching the movie that comes on TV at 11 pm even though it's a school night and I'm already up past my bedtime.  Similarly, I decided I really needed to see the north of the Netherlands.  So in August I rented a car and dragged Jeff along on an entirely selfish two-day northern adventure.

It did not blow me away; it was different from the rest of the Netherlands, but only as different as, say, North Carolina is from South Carolina.  But our ultimate destination did move me greatly: it felt like we were biking along the edge of the world.

Love Lock: A Story in Pictures

Once upon a time, in a land far far away (Cambridge, Massachusetts), a girl met a boy in a bar.  The fates were not aligned: He had sworn he would never date a lawyer, anyone affiliated with Harvard, or anyone under 30.  She was out celebrating her 27th birthday with her Harvard roommates before hunkering down to study for the bar, while working full-time.  

The night of their first date, Boston was shut down by a blizzard.  The night of their second date, twenty-four hours of "wintry mix" had turned the poorly drained streets around Harvard Square into ankle-deep lakes of icy slush.  For the first two months, she spent every weekend and most nights with her BarBri books.  Then she moved to DC for work.  But they persevered, through tough corporate jobs and multiple relocations. 

Last March he asked her to marry him.  This summer they decided to settle down in Portland come the fall. Before leaving Europe, they thought, wouldn't it be nice to commemorate their fortunate love?  

Enter stage left, the train bridge next to the cathedral in Cologne.

The rest of the story, in pictures, after the jump.

What's the Story, Morning Glory?

Where, oh where, has the summer gone?  Technically, it never came (at least to The Hague), but there's no time for complaining.  Our time in Europe is running short.

We move back to the States at the end of the month.  I've talked Jeff into a cross-country drive, so we should be settling into Portland by early November.

There's a lot of questions we don't know the answers to yet, but here's a few we do:

Why Portland?

My family, an excellent job opportunity, good food, and a creative techie entrepreneurial community for Jeff.  Plus it's basically like The Hague.

Won't you miss Europe?

Jeff has already entered his official mourning stage.  For my part, I prefer to assume life will bring us back this way sometime down the road.

Are you going to drive through North Dakota?

No.  We're playing it safe and taking the most southern route possible, before driving up through California.  I hear Alabama is most decidedly not like The Hague.

Any other big news?

Mmmmmm - no.

So where have you been?

Traveling, and writing about pirates.  And daydreaming about the summer that never was.